Technology Rankings: the smartphone is the computer!

Aw. I've gone bright red...

Lesson #2: The smartphone is the computer.

I've told you this til you're sick of it. Problem is, too many people still don't believe, still don't understand. PCs are dinosaurs. It's why Microsoft is a dinosaur, why Dell is a dinosuar. They thrive on a dying ecosystem. I am happy to report, I have a new convert: the CIO of Big 10/11 university, Purdue. The desktop is a dinosaur -- and a drain -- and the university needs to evolve.

Here: http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/348477/Purdue_CIO_Plans_for_the_P...

Very nice.

Similarly, note that in the smartphone wars, a critical factor for success is SOCIAL. It's one of the meta-trends driving global business, economic and cultural transformation. It's why Facebook ranks so high in my Technology Rankings. Thus, no surprise that Google is seeking a "Head of Social."

Here: http://gigaom.com/2010/05/10/google-seeks-to-hire-head-of-social/

I will guide you safely through these times and into the new world.

Digital ad platforms that are not Google

These are the ones to watch:

  1. Facebook
  2. Twitter (promoted tweets)
  3. On-game ads
  4. iAd
  5. Foursquare

More here: http://www.penn-olson.com/2010/05/10/5-digital-advertising-platforms-to-...

John Battelle, I didn't know you cared.

Remember, boys and girls, it's not just the number of readers, but the quality of them.

Like my 18 April post: http://brianshall.com/content/charlie-and-apple-factory-replacing-steve-...

Which included such hits as..."I've got a golden ticket..." and Steve Jobs (aka Dear Leader) brings us inside the magical factory...

And such pictures as this:

charlie and the chocolate factory

Really great stuff, if I do say so myself.

And now today (because the Internet takes time), we have John Battelle:

With such hits as...Steve Jobs offering "A Golden Ticket into Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory."

And such pictures as this:

charlie and the chocolate factory redo

The burdens of leadership are many, children.

How a console cowboy sees the world. As a toddler.

Nature by Numbers from Cristóbal Vila on Vimeo.

A five year deal! 5 years! Apple signs five year exclusive with AT&T! Are you kidding me? Absolutely.

One word: Pixar

Is Dear Leader a few short years away from controlling one of the planet's premier media creators, largest fixed line and wireless carriers and the best devices to leverage both?

One more word:   Bwhahahahahahahahahahah

Perhaps, boys and girls, the conclusion of the smartphone wars won't be decided by who has sold the most smartphones?

buzz woody

Blackberry thinks I'm stupid and/or desperate

I just got an "email" in my "in box" and here's what it say:

You *could* win.

A *moment* of your time *could* win you an Amex gift card.

This "moment" of my time?

25 fucking minutes to complete an online survey! 25 minutes!

I mean, is it wise for Blackberry to take market advice from, you know, only dumb people? Cause only the dumb would spend 25 fucking minutes filling out an online Blackberry survey.

Apple wins by losing

I'm not sure you heard, but GOOGLE'S ANDROID OS HAS NOW SURPASSED IPHONE IS US MARKET SHARE.

No, I'm serious.

The question, of course, is, does this matter?  After this was announced, Apple's shares rose more than Google's (and market share leader, Blackberry). That stockpile of cash Apple has isn't simply because we all know their smartphone is superior to Blackberry and will ultimately surpass them in market share.

Nor is it only due to the fact that by giving away its OS, the massive ecosystem that might build up around the Android will create constant price pressure on the very people who rapidly adopt the Google platform. Nor because even at best, Google captures the lion's share of our growing mobile search.

Rather, it's all those, plus the fact that Apple continues to have a superior operating system, superior user experience, and a platform that is far more ready to accommodate all the content and services we desire in a smartphone -- from phone and apps to music and media to instant transactions to productivity and fun.

 

apple google rimm stock

iPhone competitors: if you want me, i'll cost you $237

I'm not bound by tradition. I'm able to switch sides in the smartphone wars.

But my allegiance comes at a price.

For example, if you look at my SMARTPHONE RANKINGS, a handful of the HTC-Android smartphones are scoring closer and closer to the iPhone. Now, this does not include a ranking of the upcoming iPhone 4G, but let's just assume there's an HTC-Android smartphone that scores close.

Would I switch?

Nope.

As I said, you have to buy my loyalty. Thus, if it's an equivalent network, equivalent contract terms and conditions and priced comparably, I still wouldn't. Because I've invested too much in my iPhone apps. In fact, based on a back-o-the-napkin calculation, it's been over $100. But I like these apps. I know how they work. I use them for my work, my personal life, my family.

It's gonna cost Verizon/HTC/Google more than $100. Based on my math, everything else equal -- and it never is -- a strong iPhone competitor will need to fork over $237 *and* have a damn good app store available at my beck and call.

What's that?

What's the price of my video and iTunes music?

Crap. Forgot about my media. Ok, more math. Dang. It's gonna cost that iPhone competitor a lot!

Ronald Reagan: not so much 'morning in America' as 'wake up America!'

If we have riots in the street like Greece just did, and we will, we should place the blame on Ronald Reagan. This became very clear to me while I read this, uh, screed, attacking the usual (liberal) suspects...the unions, the welfare cheats, the lazy et al.

Wake up America! How many million unionists are we expected to carry on our public payrolls? How long can we keep government employees on defined-benefit pension plans while the rest of us scramble to fund our 401(k)s ? How many more people are we going to drop from the income tax rolls as we lean on a smaller and smaller slice of citizens to carry an ever greater percentage of the load, leaving the rest free to vote for tax increases? How large a swath of our population can we pretend to keep supplied with newly manufactured economic rights like free healthcare as Social Security and Medicare careen toward insolvency? How much more do we think we can borrow from the Chinese to fund day-to-day government operations? How long do we think we can afford to police the world?

Yeah, yeah, heard it all before. Many, many times.

Only it's utterly wrong. Well, that's not completely true. Rather, it's utterly pointless.

Because it's all Ronald Reagan's fault. Not unionists or gluttonous bureaucrats.

I've tried to explain this to you before, numerous times. I'll try to make myself as clear as I can:

If an American earned $100,000 a year, he/she would spend that $100,000. Well, some would spend a bit less, some actually more. This would continue forever and ever and ever. Thing is, it also works *exactly* the same even if you don't actually *earn* that $100,000. Thus, if someone gave you $100,000 you would spend it all, pretty much. And they come back next year and the year after with that $100,000 check, you'd do the same. Forever and ever.

It's why Reaganomics has had such a devastatingly negative impact on America. Simply put, most people think Reaganomics is about reducing the scope of government.

Wrong!

Reaganomics is about reducing the *burden* of government. And in the aggregate, this burden is measured by how much you pay in taxes. Thus, tax cuts tax cuts tax cuts has basically become our primary governing philosophy, at all levels of government, since the beginning of President Reagan. In other words, it's not about spending, it's about paying! (In fact, boys and girls, no one really wants government spending cut. Not ever. I mean, some want other's spending cut, sure, but not their own. So you can see how this essentially means no spending cuts.)

Solved for X yet? We pay less. We are taxed less. Such a bargain! This means we can get trillions in government benefits and services -- for less than trillions in cost! And everytime we cut taxes just a bit more, we make government spending an even better deal. Every time!

And Americans love a good bargain.

This is why government has grown steadily, and debt has grown steadily, and government spending has grown steadily since Ronald Reagan. Because by continuously cutting taxes, we make government spending a better deal. It out-WalMart's WalMart.

And every single American who's contributed their pennies, nickels and dimes and gotten something in return is convinced they have *paid* their fair share; they have 'earned' their entitlements and benefits. So of course they will riot exactly like the Greeks when government says they are going to take away *their* benefits.

You really want to prevent Greek-like riots on American streets? You really want to reduce government, not just your cost burden for it? Do you actually want spending reduced -- across the board? Then it's very simple: you demand all Americans pay for the full 100% cost of government. Be the anti-Reagan. Not until we have to pay the full cost will we. I mean, it's not like you leave extra money at WalMart, right?

Your choice, America.

Fuck you, this is Obama's America: special Elena Kagan edition

Anyone long for the good old days, when nominees needed at least the exxperience of a Clarence Thomas to become a Supreme Court justice?

New rule for today's America:

Demographics is destiny. Politics is identity.

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