A bit off-topic, I realize, but:
1) it's my site
B) in a period of wrenching, global, lasting change, stupid must be called out
And what Christopher Hitchens writes about the Glenn Beck rally is as stupid as they come.
Firstly, is the man British? In my life, I've never met anyone who could use words so well to craft a put-down, such as his to Glenn Beck, labelling him:
"a quasi-educated Mormon broadcaster"
That shit's priceless. Thing is, and this is in large part why the Brits no longer matter in the world, it's all sound and fury signifying nothing. Would he lablel, for example, Al Sharpton as the "street wise new jack Christian"? And, if so, would it matter?
Unfortunately, it gets worse. A crowd of, what, 250,00 people showed up in Washington, DC, from across the country, on a hot August afternoon, to gather and pray and protest and affirm. And Mr Hitchens, desperate, sadly so, to diminish this rather impressive feat searches all about for a metaphor.
And comes up with the movie Waterworld. Get it? BIg budget. Big stars. Big marketing. But, ultimately, nothing came of it. Of course, having written this about 48 hours after the event, unless there was looting and violence, of which there was none, it's sort of too early to tell what will come of this rally and it's movement, no?
Unfortunately, it gets worse, still. What was said at this rather massive rally? What was announced? What happened? Apparently, all that would get in the way of Mr Hitchens' effort to create a tapestry of guilt by association, linking this with a rather sinister effort to co-opt Martin Luther King, to one of JFK's speech writers, to Arizona immigration, to amending the 14th Amendment, to McCarthy, to changing the wording in the pledge of allegiance, to, well, to a lot more stuff, in fact for a rally of which nothing has come or will come from it, apparently.
Funny. It's always the smallest minds that seem to be able to weave together the most massive over-arching conspiracy theories that are able to ever-so-nicely trap everything that is happening within a small box. Perhaps that is the definition of a small mind?
And, yes, it gets worse. Mr Hitchens actually mocks this crowd for not engaging in violent acts? How badly he wanted that to happen -- as proof, you see, proof of, well, likely some other grand conspiracy. "At the last "Tea Party" rally I attended, earlier this year at the Washington Monument, some in the crowd made at least an attempt to look fierce and minatory" Think Mr Hitchens made the time to go to Al Sharpton's quite-small rally ? Did he come away from that disappointed that there was no violence?
But, wait. There's more rank dumbness. Mr Beck, apparently, committed the egregious act of not lying. In sterling, yet impotent British prose, Hitchens notes that "It was clever of [Beck] not to overbill it as a "Million"-type march." Clever, or honest? Of course, the fact is, the crowd was substantial. This crowd of tens of thousands, but really, more likely hundreds of thousands, represents...what? The feeble-minded writer dare not probe what this rally might actually mean lest it puncture his grand illusory plot line, so, once again, he attempts to sneeringly dismiss:
"The numbers were impressive enough on their own, but the overall effect was large, vague, moist, and undirected: the Waterworld of white self-pity."
A gathering of a quarter million, in prayer, with men and women and children expressing a faith in God got "on their knees". That Mr Hitchens views this as weakness is a stark insight into his own mental and spiritual frailty. Which is really the saddest aspect of his entire article. While he sneers at the gatherers and attributes dark, sinister motives behind the fact that the speakers do not -- do not! -- make racially charged remarks and in all other ways seeks mightily to diminish those in the crowd, he succeeds at doing so only to one. Himself.
I cannot yet say what may come from Glenn Beck's gathering on our nation's capitol. I am certain, however, that it's legacy will reacher farther and last longer than that of Mr Hitchens.